Touchdown Jesus in Monroe Ohio Alien Abduction Card
$6.99
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Touchdown Jesus in Monroe Ohio Alien Abduction Card
$6.99
The statue once known as Touchdown Jesus stood tall beside I-75 in Monroe Ohio… until it didn’t. Some say it was lightning. Others say it was divine rebranding. We say, look closer.
This card shows what might really have happened: a classic UFO moment, complete with tractor beam and one suspiciously calm statue. Maybe he was just done with the whole roadside attraction thing. Maybe he finally found the exit.
Illustrated in PopWater Studio’s comic book halftone style, this card is perfect for fans of weird history, Ohio mythology, or close encounters of the theological kind.
Blank inside for your own message, theory, or farewell.
Greeting Card Details
- Size: 4.25"x6.5"
- Blank Inside
- Paper weight: 60lb matte cardstock
- Shipping: Free shipping in the United States